I’m pumped, and I can’t even swim that well.

“DO not think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm,” reads the Kenyon team banner at the diving well end of the Corwin M. Nixon Natatorium.

The men’s team has been ranked 3rd or 4th all season but, to mix metaphors, the chickens are coming home to roost for the rankers. We’ve almost doubled up on the second-place team. after Day 1.

That reminds me, I have to get back on the bike to get rid of my paunch before I take the girls to the pool after Memorial Day.